THE CHRISTMAS CHARADE Joe: You could tell your grandfather the truth. Alicia: I can't. I only lied because he was so sick. He's from the old school—marriage is for a lifetime. If he finds out the truth, he'll worry and fuss and stew. Joe: What you need is a rent-a-husband. Alicia: You applying for the position? Joe: Six weeks pretending to be your husband? Tough work, but someone has to do it. Alicia: It's only while Grandpa is here for the holidays.... Joe: You aren't serious? Alicia: It was your idea!