Take one recently deceased Voodoo Priestess who refuses to believe she's mortality-impaired… Add one tall, dark, mysterious Bloodsucker who's developed a ragin' allergy to blood and all things plasma-related… Mix in a half-Witch/half-Voodoo Priestess with her own Detective Agency, a one-eyed, talking Black Cat who wants to be a stand-up comedian, and a partner who's been kidnapped by a backwater, hillbilly family of Otter Shifters from the wrong side of the swamp… And you've just entered the hell this is my life. Sometimes you're the straight pin, and sometimes you're the voodoo doll… And if you happen to be me, you're the dumb butt who left home without her coffee. Goddess, send help, I feel like a pin cushion.