Mindy Sassamouth always dreamed of dating the Goblin King and being someone the other girls were envious of. Now she's about to do both, on the same day. Thanks to some clever scheming, Mindy wins the Kingdom's first ever beauty pageant. She also catches the eye of a certain gentleman in very tight pants. There's just one problem. Jayred keeps pulling out his crystal balls and looking at a girl named Shara, who's currently navigating the Big Maze. Mindy knows what she wants (hint: it's the Royal Sceptre), and now she must do whatever it takes to get her hands on the gorgeous, mysterious man of her dreams. This is a loving parody of the eighties film Labyrinth, with some satirical references to other favorite stories. Length: Novelette or short story of 10,800 words, about 44 book pages long. Spice Level: Erotic comedy. This story contains graphic, super-hot sex. For adults only. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ This story is also available as part of Mimi's awesome 4-story boxed set collection, "Bliss - Four Stories about Losing It." BLISS (click Mimi's name above to do a quick search for that book) includes:

1 Losing It After a Day at the Beach

2 Two Hot People Had Sex and They Totally Liked It

3 Dating the Goblin King (A Labyrinth Parody)

4 Lexie's First Time

These four titles are also all available separately.