Just a small-town girl, living in a... dangerous world. Tyrannical psycho running the world? Check. Loyal and bloodthirsty followers? Check. Somehow becoming Arcantens most wanted criminal? Check. I don't really know what is going on, but the newfound interest in me probably has something to do with my gift somehow manifesting itself into a sassy sentient tornado. And this bitch is needy! She's cool and all...but what am I supposed to do with all the unwanted attention she's bringing to me? And I'm not just talking about the power hungry Vojka forcing me on the run. She seems to think she can start zapping sexy men and claiming them for herself, no questions asked. But I have a lot of questions... and unfortunately not a lot of answers. I guess I'll just keep fumbling through life, laughing at all the penis jokes, and getting into as much mischief as I can while I still have my head.