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Diary of a Narcissistic Bloodsucker, a Humorous Vampire Tale
2010
First Published
3.61
Average Rating
32
Number of Pages

Spicy Vampire Humor/Satire Zara is a very naughty vampire. She lusts for both sex and blood. Unfortunately, something has gone awry and her normal habits now create new problems to solve. In the midst of sorting things out, she meets an intriguing human named Niven—a musician who lives in the magical kingdom of contemporary Boulder, CO—and discovers that he is much more than he appears to be. Then, if things weren't interesting enough, Zara encounters her old mentor/lover—the vampire who originally turned her—and things get downright supernatural.

Avg Rating
3.61
Number of Ratings
70
5 STARS
24%
4 STARS
30%
3 STARS
33%
2 STARS
9%
1 STARS
4%
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Author

Lynda Hilburn
Lynda Hilburn
Author · 12 books

Lynda's books can be classified as urban fantasy/dark fantasy with romance, suspense/mystery, satire, horror, humor and sex. Lynda Hilburn writes paranormal fiction. More specifically, she writes vampire books. After a childhood filled with invisible friends, sightings of dead relatives and a fascination with the occult, turning to the paranormal was a no-brainer. In her other reality, she makes her living as a psychotherapist, hypnotherapist, professional psychic/tarot reader, university instructor and workshop presenter. Her series, Kismet Knight, Vampire Psychologist is being rewritten and will be republished by Quercus Books in the UK and Europe, and by Sterling Publishing/Silver Oak in North America. The UK version of the first book in the series, "The Vampire Shrink" will be published September, 2011. The North American version a few months later. Book #2 (tentatively titled "Blood Therapy"), which is a new book, will be published a year later, and book #3 (the book that used to be called "Dark Harvest") will follow a year later. She also has a short story in the anthology, "Mammoth Book of Paranormal Romance," called "Blood Song." "Diary of a Narcissistic Bloodsucker" and "Undead in the City" are available through Amazon.com and Smashwords.

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