Roast the chestnuts. Spike the eggnog. Break out the ugly Christmas sweaters...Shoot me now. I'll be home for Christmas. Whether I like it or not. Reyfield, Illinois is the last place I want to be for the Holidays. Yet, here I am, headed that way in a car with my brother-in-law's drop-dead gorgeous, certifiably insane secretary. One look at her luscious body in that sexy elf costume and I want to drag her behind the Christmas tree and have my way with her. One taste of that feisty mouth under the mistletoe and now I'm a goner. This was supposed to be a quick trip to my hometown to fulfill my family duty during the Holidays but I'll be damned because with this girl in my arms, it's starting to feel like a detour toward forever. Dirty Christmas is a 20,000-word holiday novella in the Dirty Suburbs, a series of steamy romantic comedies set in small-town Illinois. Each story is a standalone.