If your book boyfriend came to life, would you do anything to keep him? Of course you would. And I would too. Ian and I only have 72 hours together before he disappears back into his book, and the only way to keep him with me forever? True love's j\*zz. That's right. I need all the creamy, spunky goodness he has to offer. And I'm willing to do whatever it takes to make him mine forever, even if that means marrying a fictional man.

The cringiest book you'll ever read.... Acacia is a horny, but virgin, gym receptionist obsessed with watching her well-endowed boss do his jump rope routines. When she finally decides to take matters into her own hands, her failing attempts at seduction leave much to be desired. Callum has been trying to keep professional boundaries with the quirky girl leading his front desk. But when she crosses the line first, all bets are off and he's going to show her what he's willing to do to keep her.

Alfie, everyone's favorite lactose intolerant Foxy sidekick, is getting his own story in Hung, part of the DNF series. Alfie is a man in love the second he sees Georgie and quickly becomes as obsessed with her as he is with Pumpkin Spice lattes. Georgie finds herself equally smitten by Alfie, but a little intimidated by the not so little thing in his pants. Come along for this goofy ride as they make it fit—I mean, work.

Winter shouldn’t be almost drowning in the middle of the ocean during a storm. Moore shouldn’t be foolish enough to jump in after her. They definitely shouldn’t fall in love after… What happens when the grumpy, off-shore rig worker earns the affection of the sweet stowaway who is far too young for him? Find out.

Creamy is a romantically insane soap opera featuring a dramatic book store owner and her beefy paramedic. Follow their journey as he falls spunk-first in love with a chaotic woman he’ll do anything to keep, no matter how creamy things get. Creamy is part of a reader challenge book series in the DNF world, brought to you by Bexley Luxury Author Services and eleven incredible authors who have joined forces to create a cringy good time! DNF is a beloved used bookstore in Salem, Massachusetts, where books go for a second chance. What was once someone’s DNF is the next person’s treasure. Every book in the DNF series is full of delicious spice, chaos, and most importantly, cringe. We’re giving you all the moist, velvet-wrapped man meats, and so much more! How far can you make it before you cringe? How many novellas can you read before you DNF? It’s a challenge. Read. Cringe. Share. Do you dare to enter the world of DNF? There’s no guarantee you’ll finish.

A blind dating app, what could go wrong? My app decided to glitch and gave four men instead of one the time and place for my blind date. Lucky me, right? Nope. A few bottles of wine and maybe some tequila later, I find myself in the middle of a very naked four-man sandwich, and now none of them want to give me up. Hi, my name is Cherry, and a blind date app gave me my very own harem.

Herb is the best kind of man. He always listens. He’s very agreeable. He helps me at work. He’s a good cleaner. He doesn’t complain. And holy moly can he suck. I thought it would be me and Herb forever, the only guy to ever understand my needs. Then one night when Herb and I are cleaning the DNF bookshop, I notice my favorite book is no longer on the shelves. We discover a cute guy in the store, reading our favorite book: Milk Mama: The Adult Male's Guide to Drinking Milk From The Source. All I can hope is that he's into MFV.

From USA Today bestselling author Misty Walker comes the cringiest book you ever did read. Eaton Beavers never imagined that he would stumble upon the love of his life in a cozy, dimly lit used bookstore on a mundane weekday. But the moment his gaze landed on Jenny Tayla, he knew deep within his bone that she was the one. Her physique was a work of art. Her thick, shapely thighs, hips that curved just so, and ample bosom left him breathless. And lord almighty, when she smiled, it was as if the sun itself had taken residence in her features, casting a radiant glow that could light up even the darkest night sky. In that fleeting moment, Eaton knew without a doubt that this woman was meant for him. All he has to do now is convince her. Jenny Tayla is an entrepreneur of. . . how could she put it? Fake nizzle drizzle? White honey? Trouser gravy? Semen. She is a maker of fake but edible semen and proud of it, even if her profession comes with a price. She’s single and lonely, constantly rejected by men who find her fascination with the white substance repulsive. Sigh. That is until a dreamboat of a man catches her drooling over the cover of a steamy romance novel at her favorite used bookstore, DNF. Eaton Beavers is everything she could charming, handsome, and funny. Most importantly, he shares her appetite for indulging in her unique passion. But their happy ending is threatened by Jenny’s ex-boyfriend Daniel, an investor in her company who still harbors possessive feelings towards her. With misguided determination, he sets off to destroy her man chowder business and her one chance at true love. \DNF is a beloved used bookstore in Salem, Massachusetts, where books go for a second chance. What was once someone's DNF is the next person's treasure. Every book in the DNF series is full of delicious spice, chaos, and most importantly, cringe* . We're giving you all the moist, velvet-wrapped man meats, and so much more! How far can you make it before you cringe? How many novellas can you read before you DNF? It's a challenge. Read. Cringe. Share. Do you dare to enter the world of DNF? There's no guarantee you'll finish .

Agatha is a mega dork by day and an adult phone operator at night. Everything was going just fine until she met with one of her Arnold. She finds herself wanting a deeper connection with him. Arnold works at a small town bookstore. As much as he loves his job, and his dog Rufus, the only connection he has is with an adult phone operator, "Angel". She knows him as "Adonis," but when they meet, they're surprised to find they're nothing like their phone personas. Will Agatha and Arnold find true love amidst many kerkuffles, awkward interactions and strange names for each others... parts? A Mega-Cringe Romcom

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Five easy steps on how to spice up your dating life. 1\. Forget your dinner in the oven 2\. Burn down your kitchen 3\. Move in with the sexy married gay couple across the hall 4\. Crush on the sexy married gay couple 5\. Try not to fall in love with them Then don't forget to throw in some serious freak-outs, crazy, unreasonable rules and a very naughty couch.

What's worse than having a serious lady-boner for your professor? Having it for two of them. I'd never dream of pushing that boundary, especially as a sophomore in a new college with only a handful of friends. But when tall, dark, and tasty makes a pass at me, can I really resist the bulge I've been eye-f\*cking for months? And when curvy, luscious, and lickable joins in with plans to make me the new toy they fight over in every sexy way possible, how can I possibly keep my panties from disintegrating under the pressure? Slurp is part of the DNF Bookstore Shared World. It was written with the goal of containing words to make you cringe and to challenge you to make it through to the end. This book does not have a HEA. For more information about content warnings, please visit my website.