Herb is the best kind of man. He always listens. He’s very agreeable. He helps me at work. He’s a good cleaner. He doesn’t complain. And holy moly can he suck. I thought it would be me and Herb forever, the only guy to ever understand my needs. Then one night when Herb and I are cleaning the DNF bookshop, I notice my favorite book is no longer on the shelves. We discover a cute guy in the store, reading our favorite book: Milk Mama: The Adult Male's Guide to Drinking Milk From The Source. All I can hope is that he's into MFV.