Written as part of Kris 'n' Good Books' 'choose your own m/m story' challenge. This is now hosted by Goodreads' M/M Romance Group. The story prompts for the author were:

1. the name of one of the main characters ~ Orville & Ulrich
2. a description associated with one of the main characters ~ a thick mat of hair
3. a secondary character who features prominently ~ a drag queen
4. a conflict ~ tattoo with the name of a former boyfriend
5. a phrase/object/etc that needs to be mentioned in the story... somewhere ~ olive oil
6. the setting ~ a road trip