Happily ever after is well on the way... but it won't come as easily as I hoped. It hasn't even been a year since I took down LuxCorp and helped pioneer a bold new model for Elseworlder integration. How did I do it? Why, with an old country Bed & Breakfast Inn and a bevy of beautiful women by my side. But things aren't all roses and daffodils just yet. In fact, Earth has just blipped onto the radar of the ancient sphinxes—powerful beings who will judge if our world is fit to keep our Elseworlders portals. The Arbiter has deemed a series of trials we need to pass in order to prove our worth. And I’ve been dubbed Earth's champion. But even with four trials to pass, I still have a B&B to run and a home full of monsterkin women to protect and serve. But I’m going to show the Arbiter that she was right to pick me as Earth’s champion. One way or the other, we will pass the trials.