Needing a fake date in a hurry leads to intense awkwardness. Especially when your dumbass chooses a girl from the dating service that looks a little familiar. Like "we got drunk and married in Vegas one night" familiar. Cause we did. But she needs money badly. And taking the beautiful girl to Greece with me for the week isn’t going to be work at all. I fell for her once, and I can surely see why. My family is good with it until my grandmother uncovers our lie. To say she’s mad, mean, and vicious would be an understatement. But my family can take a backseat this time because this woman is mine. We’ll fake it for now, fake it for a while, and then… We’ll fake it for real.