Meet the Fantoras... Filomena, the granny with the power in her knitting needles. Auntie Varvara, the veggie vampire on the lookout for love. Bianca, the girl who can make any party come to life—literally! And me, Ozymandias, the Keeper of the files, Narrator of this story, and important family member. ...You've never met a family quite like this before.