This book contains scenes of explicit violence and gore. Joe's got a lot to deal with this Christmas... His job as a mall Santa isn't exactly fulfilling. His boss is an arsehole. His girlfriend is a nymphomaniac, who seemingly needs to be pleasured every five minutes. Then there's the storm that's rolled into town, supposedly the worst in a century. Worse still - and unbeknownst to Joe - there's a yeti on the loose. It broke free from a military facility and now it's headed towards the mall in which he's working. Will Joe even make it to Christmas this year? Or will the yeti crack open his skull and feast upon his delicious brains?