It's not easy being a princess in a fairytale. Especially when everyone you meet is so incredibly horny. When unhappy Jezebel is rescued from a terrible blind date by a cute waiter with magic beans, she thinks she must be dreaming. But once she's in a land filled with mythical beings, hot and eager suitors, and more orgasms than she's able to handle, Jezzy learns the true meaning of "happy ending." Written by the author of the bestseller 50 Shades of Alice in Wonderland, Jezebel Up The Beanstalk features the same hysterical humor, heated sexual encounters, and romantic escapades readers have come to demand from Melinda DuChamp. It's erotica for smart people who like to laugh, just like you.

The only thing worse than a sexy ex-boyfriend is a sexy ex-boyfriend who became hugely successful… After breaking up with her slacker boyfriend, Jezebel starts her own matchmaking service, guaranteed to find anyone's perfect sexual partner. But when her first big client turns out to be her ex (who somehow shed his lack of ambition and became a billionaire), Jezzy will have to put aside their history in order to find him a wife. But will old feelings get in the way? Written by the author of the bestseller 50 Shades of Alice in Wonderland, Puss in Boots features the same hysterical humor, heated sexual encounters, and romantic escapades readers have come to demand from Melinda DuChamp. Puss in Boots is a 28,000 word novella, about 90 pages long. It's erotica for smart people who like to laugh, just like you.

She found Mr. Right. But can she marry him? On the day before her gigantic Fairytaleland wedding to billionaire Jack Horner, Jezebel is confused. Tormented by feelings of doubt and drooping self-esteem, she goes to the infamous Hellfire Club Spa for relaxation, and hopefully transformation. But can she learn to like herself again before saying "I do"? Perhaps. But she'll need to have a lot of great sex with strangers. Written by the author of the bestseller 50 Shades of Alice in Wonderland, Goldilocks features the same hysterical humor, heated erotic encounters, and romantic escapades readers have come to demand from Melinda DuChamp. Goldilocks is a 30,000 word novella, about 95 pages long. It's erotica for smart people who like to laugh, just like you.