Water and lava don’t mix. Until a fake relationship arouses unmet desires ... I’m the only single witch left in town. Working a dead-end job. A disappointment to my family. If I don’t match myself with another Teuton by the end of summer, they’ve threatened to choose a husband for me. That would spell the end of my freedom, considering my bloodline’s tainted history. Enter a smoking hot college professor vacationing in my hometown. If he and I can convince my family we’re madly in love, that should give me some breathing room while I decide how to move forward. But wait. Why does this stud want to climb the most treacherous Alpine peak around—the one inhabited by an undead priest? Does he have a death wish? But why should I care if a demon enslaves him? We’re not actually . . . dating.