They say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result… Then again Rob(erta) Hardlick has never been the poster child for mental health. Once more she and her trusty hyperintelligent sidekick Mich find themselves locked within a video game universe – this one based on the most popular franchise of J-RPG of all time. To make matters worse, they may not be the only survivors from the last game to have made it over to this new and sometimes horribly translated title. Rumors that the notorious player-killer are spreading like wildfire, and everywhere Rob goes a new adversary is waiting to take potshots at her now hi-definition backside. There even seems to be a super-pompous British invasion in this Japanese title, one hell-bent in making life miserable for our plucky duo. How is a gal supposed to make some cold, hard cash under these trying conditions? Also, why the heck does everything in this damn game have so many tentacles?