Randall just wanted to have a fun summer vacation with his family, visiting Grandma at her cabin on a lake in the Wisconsin Northwoods. Then everything went horribly wrong. Join fifteen-year-old Randall, and his younger brother Josh, as they fight for their lives on the eve of an elderly undead apocalypse. GRANDMA? - The Complete Novel She won't bake you cookies... Forget everything you've ever read about zombies. But that's probably impossible, because you know you've read a lot. So maybe just put aside your preconceptions, because this living dead epic will make you remember why you fell in love with this genre in the first place. Part scary, part funny, this is a living dead Armageddon like you've never seen before. This book is over 60,000 words long. It also includes a Q&A with the authors on the creation of the novel. If you are a more sensitive (or adventurous) reader, this handy scale rates specific categories from 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest) to give you some idea if this is your kind of book. GRANDMA? Bad Language - 4 Scary - 6 Violent - 6 Funny - 8 Sexy - 2 Talon Konrath recently graduated high school. He's been working non-stop on GRANDMA? for 3 years. J.A. Konrath is his father. He's sold more than 3 million books worldwide. Together they're going to take you on the read of your life.