Finally, everything is going perfectly for Will Darcy. It doesn't last. The holidays are approaching, and Will has a lot to be thankful for. His cousin Richard is finally coming home from the Marines, his sister Georgiana is flying back from university for a visit, and he’s in love with Elizabeth Bennet. But his well-ordered life is about to be turned on its head. There's a prank war being waged between Elizabeth and Richard, which might be funny if he weren't constantly caught in the crossfire. Georgiana immediately dislikes Elizabeth—how can she have it out for somebody she's never met? And just when Elizabeth is starting to trust Will with the truth about her difficult past, someone from his own reappears to cause trouble. Serious trouble. Strange things are happening all around, and Elizabeth always seems to be at the center of it. Is she involved? A target? Or is she just collateral damage for someone conspiring against Will's own family? This is a full-length P&P modern variation of approximately 96,000 words. Modern, non-canon.