Television MegaChurch Pastor Max Johnson has a big problem with the little lady. Max can’t hire a PI and divorce attorney. He’d lose his sponsors. Firebrand Steakhouse and Patriot Ammo are huge chains. Max spies on his wife Gloria and her lesbian lover Sylvia in this dark club. He sees colored lightning, then Jesus. Somebody spiked his drink with E. Dead for 14 minutes, Max gets his assignment. Back on TV, he preaches the ‘Sermon Heard Round the World’. He’s wearing a rainbow suit. Max addresses the 320 member choir. “Confession is good for the soul. If you’ve ever fantasized about you or your spouse having sexual relations with my wife Gloria, please put in your contact card. This is confidential.” Sylvia explains to her wife Gloria. “Someone has to keep our man out of trouble while you’re off doing the whole choir. I’ll keep the home fires burning.”