Jorbit is a hard worker with a decent job, but the daily nine-to-five grind is wearing him down. Realizing that his life is completely devoid of any recreation or entertainment, Jorbit and his friend decide that the best cure for their blues is a night on the town, heading out to the local rock club to see heavy metal giants, Horns of Heck. Suddenly, a chance meeting with the unicorn lead singer, Grimble Chorns, has Jorbit reeling, and when he learns that Grimble is both a rockstar and a lawyer, all bets are off. Soon enough, the two of them launch a five-year legal battle in an effort to attain permits allowing Grimble to sing into Jorbit’s butthole, which will bring them together in ways they could’ve never imagined. This erotic tale is 4,300 words of sizzling human on gay unicorn action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and rock and roll lawyer love.