At last, a Bold New Theory in the annals of human and animal communication—a pioneering milestone of enormous scientific importance. How to Speak Cat is the ultimate, comprehensive and authoritative guide to communicating with your cat in your cat's own language. Alexandra Sellers (who has mastered seven human languages) studied the language of Cat for many, many years and ultimately uncovered its secrets. Here, for the first time, this language—complete with extensive vocabulary and proper grammar—is revealed. How to Speak Cat is the perfect primer for the serious beginner. In a short time, a devoted human can learn the basics of Cat—including proper diction and pronunciation—and be well on the way to full communication with felines, at the same time respecting them for what they are: a superior species.