I am owned. All humans are. We are kept as pets by various species of aliens who think we are no better than animals. Usually, being underestimated works in my favor. But right now, it's doing nothing for me at all. I've been scooped up and put in the human pet pound. I've escaped my owners a dozen times, and I'll keep doing it until I find the one alien master whose leash I can't slip. A master whose collar I might even take pride in wearing. Just kidding. There's not a male anywhere in the universe capable of keeping me as his pet. Not even this hardened warrior with an appendage the size of, well... It doesn't matter, does it? Because I'm going to escape him too. This book is a standalone entry in the bestselling Possessive Aliens universe. Seriously standalone. It doesn't even like the other Possessive Alien books. It is a very naughty story.