An award-winning, unconventionally told story inspired by a real life premonition that came true—that I would win a vibrator. The rest of the story is fiction, told through fictional newspaper articles and the comments that follow them. It's a satirical look at what can happen when everybody gets a say, even when they don't understand the whole story. The story is mostly non-erotic, but there is a sexy little scene at the end, just for the fun of it.
