"Canada will NEVER be a safe haven for zombies. EVER." - John Baird, Canadian Minister of Foreign Affairs, 2013 There are so many things worse than death. Let's explore some, shall we? As inevitable as birth, death is just another part of life. No more malicious than the sunset at the end of a day. It isn't some evil bogeyman that preys upon innocent mortals who would otherwise live forever. All good things must come to an end. But what if they don't? What is life continued as a rotten parody of its previous existence, left to jerk and move, their mind a driver unable to drive stick? Dive into this confused mish-mash of stories set in Hugh Howey's world of I, Zombie. Enjoy the comedic, the horrific, the stupid and the insightful. Still not fit for human consumption.

Diane, when she was alive, used to wonder: can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person? A zombie was the reanimation of flesh without a soul in it; a ghost was the soul without the flesh. It turns out that zombies are real; but ghosts are not, because when you're bitten and turn into a zombie, your consciousness is still in there. But what about the person you were? A short story set in the world of Hugh Howey's "I, Zombie".