Patrick was twenty-one years old when he found fourteen year old Matt digging through his trash. Little did he know that he was about become the boy’s caretaker. Being a caretaker, however, was no easy task, especially since the kid managed to leave Patrick dumbfounded more than not as the years passed. Now, at eighteen, Matt presents Patrick with a problem on a whole new level – a problem Patrick may not be able to solve. Matt wants him as a lover. Please note: I hope people will realize that this short, fast-paced story is not written to be taken seriously. Of course, my humor isn't to everyone's liking and and neither is the subject of this story. It was written after reading a number of yaoi works, where I decided to flip things around from the common recipe of Seme/Uke.