Web edition of short story commissioned by the digital product studio Brand New Box as a year-end gift for their clients and friends, available for all to read at Brand New Box's website. You can also play with the synthesizer. "It’s a truly interactive presentation—don’t miss the play button." - Robin Sloan BRAND NEW BOX is a digital product studio that builds new superpowers for high-performing teams. We like creating new things, and we have a very special place in our hearts for Lawrence, Kansas. We commissioned this new short story from Robin as a little love-letter and thank-you to the city and people that support BNB. Here’s to learning new things in 2023!