Do you like reading about everything from the ridiculous (snort-farting at the worst but most hilarious times) to the sublime (truly realizing how important it is to treasure your loved ones and friends)? Want a peek into the mind of someone who can talk about almost anything, from how to make keto pizza to the sex habits of chickens? Want to read the words of a strange but thoughtful person as she navigates the challenges and celebrates the victories of life? Then this is the book for you! While not a true autobiography, this book IS nonfiction, and contains a large collection of hilarious, true-to-life, you-can’t-make-this-stuff-up stories, thoughts, quips and quotes, scattered throughout with (and interspersed within) the traumatic experiences, tragedies and heartbreak which are, quite my life. Some events are chronological, some are snippets here and there. You can read it during a long airplane flight, or you can read it little by little while sitting on the porcelain throne. Either way, my sincere hope is that it entertains you, perhaps shocks you a bit, and is relatable to your life’s experiences. We are all in this mess together.
