There’s a naked man in my living room! I don’t know why, but I wanted that goldfish at the carnival. Maybe I’m really lonely. I lost the fish but in a moment of sorrow, I said a spam love spell that popped into my box. The next morning, I woke up to a naked man in my living room! What he’s telling me is like a fairy tale. He says it’s “true love’s kiss” –yes, I kissed the fish bowl. I’m tempted to fall into the fairy tale except the world isn’t a fairy tale. I’m stressed out but he keeps promising forever. Will I accept my own personal fairy tale before others try to separate us? This is a novella with graphic scenes intended for ages 18+. Please see CW if this is appropriate for you.