
Kids' Silliest Jokes
2002
First Published
4.03
Average Rating
96
Number of Pages
Get ready for some major belly laughs with this crazy collection of more than six hundred hysterical jokes, riddles, and knock-knocks. Kids will crack up over such zany zingers "How do you make a kitchen sink? Throw it in the bathtub." and "What does a slice of toast wear to bed? Jam-mies." Theyll have fun trying to gross-out their friends with plenty of bathroom humor, including "Where do football players go before the big game? To the Toilet Bowl." and "What kind of bell belongs in the bathroom? One that tinkles." Giggles are guaranteed with freaky fairy tales like, "Why wouldnt the Prince kiss his Princess awake? She was Sleeping Cootie." And theres monstrous fun with such doozies as, "Why do vampires gargle? So they wont have bat breath." With all these silly jokes to choose from, kids will keep themselves laughing for hours.
Avg Rating
4.03
Number of Ratings
30
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Author

Jacqueline Horsfall
Author · 2 books
Jackie knew she wanted to write when a high school English teacher scolded her for writing a book report on a banned book. Jackie didn't know the book had been banned—or even that books COULD be banned. Now she does it all: fiction & nonfiction, 21 books & hundreds of magazine pieces, for kids, teens and adults. For 15 years she taught writing courses for the Institute of Children's Literature. Her early writing career began in Washington, DC, at the White House Correspondence Section—answering the President's mail. Jackie lives in the Finger Lakes wine region of upstate New York, deep in the woods where mushrooms form fairy circles.