I always knew that aliens were watching us. But I never realized it wasn’t like The X-Files out there. More like… The Bachelor? To be fair, the moment I met my Kaleth warrior, I knew I was his. Just like he knew he was mine. It was like a tingling sensation that wouldn’t quit. See, he came to Earth on vacation. I mean, even hard-charging Kaleth warriors have to take some time off from defending the galaxy. And he came over to visit some diners, drive-ins, and dives. He made a list from watching the Food Network (I’m not even joking!) But all is not well in paradise. He’s got a list of enemies a mile long and they want to stop our love at all costs. So we’re on the run from them while trying to give our love a chance to grow. Along the way, we’re heading to a luau and taking surfing lessons. But I know we’ll get through this no problemo. How? You know how they say guac is extra? Well, big bad Kaleth warrior…. So am I.