Take… One Outstanding Owl with an Overactive Imagination… Four fine-feathered Femme Fatales who just happen to be her most favorite and bestest friends… A Brilliantly handsome, Bodaciously Bewitching, Bighearted, and Brave Boar Shifter… Add in a Murder, Mayhem, and more than a little Mischief that's 'out-of-this-world'… Then toss it all in a puddle smack-dab in a little piece of Heaven known as Tallullu Parish, LA and you've got the best life this little ole Owl could've ever hope for. We are the Maidens of Mayhem. Open 24/7/365 for all your Misadventure needs. Bodies buried. Alibis provided. Bail delivered. Call 1-888-MAIDENS. We're here to help!

Moving home should've been easy - but then again, this is Tallulu Parish Louisiana and we are the Maidens of Mayhem. Take... One haunted mansion on the other side of the Swamp. Add... My Flock of feathered loved ones, plus an old, cranky Crane I adore with all my heart, the Almighty Shifter Wanker, another Pterodactyl, an Ostrich, a singing, rhyming batshit-crazy Bat Shifter, and the man of my dreams who just happens to be a T-Rex when he's not six-feet-six of sexiness… Top if off with my archnemesis - YES! Real people can have an archnemesis. This is the twenty-first century, don'tcha know? Add… a trip to the Other Way Round, and you've got a day in the life of me - Clementine Sue Cooper, Photojournalist, and Canary Shifter. Don't know what I expected, but one thing's for sure, my hunka-hunka- prehistoric hotness calls me Tweety and I might just kick him in tail while I scream, "Take that, Barney!" Time to party like a Flock star with my besties from the nesties! See y'all on the flipside! XOXO, Clem

From retired supermodel to princess to prisoner in forty-eight hours is a lot for anyone to handle, but I'm Monique Morninglory – Mockingbird Shifter Extraordinaire, Maiden of Mayhem, and proud godmother to the cutest set of half-Flamingo/half-Hound Dog twins who ever crapped their diapers in Tallulu Parish. One stupid phone call, a not-so chance meeting with Mr. Hunka-Hunka-Legal-Llama Hotness, and a trip across the Pond, and every chance of a leisurely, laidback life solving mysteries in the Swamp disappeared like the last fuchsia, rhinestone Prada clutch at the Macy's Labor Day Sale. Holy Great Goddess in a chartreuse G-string, up is down, in is out, and my half-sister is an evil beyotch! Stop the world, I wanna get off! My heel just broke, my tiara's crooked, and somebody stole my favorite MAC lipstick in Ruby Woo Red. Just wait till my besties from the nestie get here. We're about to turn this castle out and party like Flock stars. Grab your feathers, folks! This is one story you just can't miss! XOXO, Moni