In November of 2010, Mark Watches was launched after the completion of Mark Reads Harry Potter. The first show chosen to be reviewed in a similar format to Mark Reads was Joss Whedon’s Firefly. Mark soon learned the agony of not knowing what Reavers are, not owning a Jayne beanie, and not having a full season of episodes to watch. You can relive this experience, too, with this complete adaptation of all Mark Watches Firefly posts. Included are three reviews of the Serenity comics, and a experimental piece that is best read than described. Simply put, you are NOT prepared.