What happens when a grumpy billionaire tech genius accidentally on-purposes his way into guardianship of the sunshine heiress he's been low-key stalking for years? Firewalls, feelings, and spectacularly bad decisions fly. Tristan Vanderbilt’s whole carefully-controlled life implodes when he becomes guardian to Lily Swan, daughter of his definitely-murdered mentor. He was only going to watch her. Keep her safe. Maybe build a dating app to talk to her anonymously, install surveillance across from her best friend's estate, and break into her bedroom that one time. New mission: convince the girl he's been obsessed with since forever that this is all totally normal protector behavior. She is, after all, his princess. Lily Swan has terrible luck with escapes. Every time she runs, Tristan appears, in Paris, in her actual bedroom at 3 AM being emotionally vulnerable and annoyingly hot. He's either the most dedicated guardian in history or a complete disaster. Possibly both. New mission: figure out if she's escaping from him or running toward him. He is, after all, her sweetheart. "Meet Cute the Virgin" weaves obsession and chaos in a story where love and terrible boundary-setting collide, leaving readers wondering if red flags can just be... decorative?