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Megan Berry Zombie Settler
Series · 5 books · 2009-2016

Books in series

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#1

You Are So Undead to Me

2009

Fifteen-year-old Megan Berry is a Zombie Settler by birth, which means she's part-time shrink to a bunch of dead people with a whole lot of issues. All Megan wants is to be normal and go to homecoming, of course. Unfortunately, it's a little difficult when your dates keep getting interrupted by a bunch of slobbering Undead. Things are about to get even more complicated for Megan. Someone in school is using black magic to turn average, angsty Undead into flesh-eating Zombies, and it's looking like homecoming will turn out to be a very different kind of party the bloody kind. Megan must stop the Zombie apocalypse descending on Carol, Arkansas. Her life and more importantly, homecoming depends on it.
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#2

Smells Like Zombie Spirit

2015

WHAT'S MORE PATHETIC THAN HAVING A FAKE BOYFRIEND? SECRETLY WISHING HE WAS A REAL ONE. Pom squad tryouts are well underway, bloodthirsty zombies are still in too-abundant supply, someone has it in for Megan's homecoming date and The World's Most Perfect dress, and Megan is stuck with a tutor-babysitter-bodyguard who has decided the only way to protect her is to pretend to be her boyfriend. And what's the only thing more pathetic than having a fake boyfriend? (Secretly wishing he was a real one.) Megan's crush on Ethan is reaching deadly proportions, but so are the zombie attacks in Carol, Arkansas. Are her skills ready to take on her biggest, scariest challenge yet? Or will she falter in the face of a triple dose of Undead trouble? Smells like Zombie Spirit was originally published as part of the full length novel You Are So Undead to Me in 2009. It has been extensively revised for re-publication in SERIAL format.
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#3

The Stalking Dead

2015

Q: WHAT’S WORSE THAN LOSING YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND MINUTES AFTER YOUR FIRST REAL KISS? A: NOTHING. BUT KILLER ZOMBIES COME CLOSE… Megan has proved that she’s a force to reckoned with and a powerful up-and-coming Settler, but the Elders still refuse to take her theories seriously. Not even when she catches her nemesis, Monica, practically red-handed summoning a black-magically raised corpse. Instead, the Elders decide Monica needs protection and reassign Ethan, Megan’s Ethan, to Monicster detail! But soon Megan learns there are indeed worse things than losing your fake boyfriend moments after your first real kiss. There is being all alone in the dark when the person who’s trying to kill you takes their efforts to the next level. Alert: THE STALKING DEAD was previously published as part of the full-length novel YOU ARE SO UNDEAD TO ME in 2009. It has been extensively revised for this second edition told in SERIAL format with CLIFFHANGER endings.
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#4

Friday Night Bites

2015

Q: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR A HORDE OF ZOMBIES TO EAT THE HOMECOMING COURT? A: MEGAN HOPES NO ONE EVER FINDS OUT! Megan has put her life on the line to keep a fellow Settler from committing acts of dark magical mayhem. But soon an unexpected twist transforms fr-enemies into allies and throws everything Megan thought was true into doubt. Even if she survives the eclipse, she knows she’ll never be the same after tonight. And survival isn’t a given with a hundred ancient zombies clawing their way out of the ground. Will Megan live to tell Ethan the way she really feels? Or will the lights go out—permanently—before her sixteenth birthday? Alert: FRIDAY NIGHT BITES was previously published as part of the full-length novel YOU ARE SO UNDEAD TO ME in 2009. It has been extensively revised for this second edition told in SERIAL format.
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#7

I Will Dismember You

2016

Q: What’s worse than learning that your parents have been lying to you your entire life? A: Killer zombies on ice. As the truth behind Megan’s powers is finally revealed, her world is turned upside down. She’s not sure of anything anymore except that her heart is utterly and completely broken. And when a heart is broken, sometimes even good girls do bad things… As bloodthirsty zombies crash the sweetheart skate—turning a school fundraiser into the Ice Capades from Hell—Megan must resist the urge to fight darkness with darkness or risk losing everything that matters. Alert: I WILL DISMEMBER YOU was previously published as part of the full-length novel UNDEAD MUCH? in 2010. It has been extensively revised for this second edition told in SERIAL format.

Author

Stacey Jay
Stacey Jay
Author · 18 books

Stacey Jay is a recovering workaholic (or at least working hard at recovering) with three pen names, two small children, and a passion for playing pretend for a living. She’s been a full time mom-writer since 2005 and can't think of anything she'd rather be doing. Her former careers include theatre performer, professional dancer, poorly paid C-movie actress, bartender, waiter, math tutor (for real) and yoga instructor. Learn more at http://staceyjay.com.

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