In the old days, they called my job “consigliere,” but these days I’m just a young lawyer with a very specialized practice. For example, my job today is to get rid of a corrupt District Attorney who is in the pocket of a rival organization. In the old days—actually, I don’t want to think about how they would have handled it in the old days—These days, I’ll have to run a dark horse political campaign for our preferred candidate without the powers-that-be, the media, or our rivals finding out. And failure isn’t an option when you work for the mob.