Dale has more than enough work to keep him busy: papers to write, a group project, chores, class, and a cute, if lazy, classmate to flirt with. He definitely does not have time to focus on becoming a real superhero, especially when his every attempt ends in frustration, due mostly to his main rival, a local superhero who insists Dale has no idea what he's doing and should just give. The one thing Dale doesn't have time for, however, is giving up. Note This story was originally published as part of the That Famous Happy End anthology