There's mistletoe growing out of the walls, it's snowing inside the space station, and a sex scandal is brewing that could bring down the monarchy. Must be Joyeux! Joyeux on Paris Satellite is a seven day festival of drunken bets, poor decision-making, religious contemplation and tinsel. But mostly, poor decision-making. Athos and Porthos aren't going to sleep together. Aramis is breaking up with her girlfriend because it's that or marry her. Athos is not ready to deal with the ghost of his ex-husband. Oh, and no one wants Prince Alek to break his marriage contract by hooking up with a sexy Ambassador... It's down to the Musketeers and the Red Guard to save the space station and the solar system from disaster. So... that's not going to end well. This novella is a festive prequel to Musketeer Space, a genderflipped space opera retelling of The Three Musketeers by Alexandre Dumas.

"I haven't got a blade. I haven't got a ship. I washed out of the Musketeers. If this is your idea of honour, put down the swords and I'll take you on with my bare hands." When Dana D'Artagnan left home for a life of adventure, she never expected to form a friendship with Paris Satellite's most infamous sword-fighting scoundrels: the Musketeers known as Athos, Porthos and Aramis. Dana and her friends are swept up in a political conspiracy involving royal scandals disguised spaceships, a handsome tailor who keeps getting himself kidnapped, and a seductive spy with too many secrets. With the Solar System on the brink of war, Dana finally has a chance to prove herself. But is it worth becoming a Musketeer if she has to sacrifice her friends? Swords! Kissing! Friendship! Spies! Spaceships! All for one and one for all. MUSKETEER SPACE is a gender-flipped, space opera retelling of Alexandre Dumas' classic novel The Three Musketeers.