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My Boyfriend Has A Christmas Train Peen
And Other Holiday Classics
2025
First Published
3.22
Average Rating
46
Number of Pages

When Fa-La-La brings the WTF, you know you’ve stumbled into a Holly Wilde Holiday! If you’re craving a holiday read that’s completely unserious, Holly Wilde’s latest collection delivers! From a flirty red truck to a cursed candy cane crush, these four Christmas romances are silly, spicy, and totally bingeable. Inside, you’ll My Boyfriend Has a Christmas Train Peen One woman discovers the true meaning of full steam ahead when her date reveals that he’s part man, part train. All aboard! Yule Be The Christmas Truck Who’s DTF The hot bartender is the only woman who’s ever truly revved his engine. Can the iconic red truck shoot his shot and finally win her over? Or will his fantasy girl remain exactly that…only in his dreams? One Night Stand with the Candy Cane Man Never read mysterious Christmas hexes out loud on a first date. It might turn the poor guy into a candy cane…and then there’ll be some very creative—and intensely personal—magic to turn him human again. (And a fourth title that can't be shared here...for reasons.)Four Holiday Tales of Sentient Object Shenanigans. It’s Holly. It’s Wilde. This Christmas—crank it all the way to climax.

Avg Rating
3.22
Number of Ratings
319
5 STARS
15%
4 STARS
23%
3 STARS
39%
2 STARS
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1 STARS
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Author

Holly Wilde
Holly Wilde
Author · 19 books

Too often we feel the need to explain ourselves. Society as a whole, but especially women, have been raised on the idea that we have to justify our emotions and explain our every action. That’s not how I live my life, and that’s not how I write my books. I created the World of Wilde around that principle and began crafting carefree, sans-drama stories for readers to fully immerse themselves into. If you’re looking to escape the boundaries of reality that we are so often confined to, then look no further. Sentient-smutty-smut and literal personification of everyday items is what you’ll find here. 👋🏼 Hi! it’s nice to meet you, I’m Holly “no-explanation” Wilde, and if you don’t buckle your seatbelt up for this ride, your chair will do it for you. Follow me over on IG to get updates on my latest releases! Looking for more of my works to fill your needs? I have exclusive shorts and stories over on Patreon. patreon.com/HollyWildeBooks

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