My Handsome Sentient Face Mask Protects Me Despite The Ridiculous Conspiracy Theories That He Won't Also He Pounds My Butt
By Chuck Tingle
2020
First Published
3.83
Average Rating
41
Number of Pages
When Tyler meets his friend Mark at the local cafe during a global pandemic, he’s horrified to witness his friend arrive without a face mask. Tyler is even more horrified to learn that Mark is an anti-mask conspiracy theorist, who believes protective face masks are used by Bill Grates to track your blood, and that wearing them will poison you with CO2. When Mark starts making a scene it’s the last straw, and Tyler quickly drops him as a friend, but not before Mark offers an ominous warning, “that mask won’t protect you!” This is put to the test when Tyler is walking home from the cafe and is confronted by the Billings Butcher, a notorious maniac slasher. As expected, Tyler’s sentient face mask offers all the protection he could ever need. Now Tyler is looking to repay the favor with a hardcore pounding that proves love is real when you wear a mask. This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on sentient gay face mask action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies and living health equipment love.
Avg Rating
3.83
Number of Ratings
54
5 STARS
35%
4 STARS
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3 STARS
24%
2 STARS
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1 STARS
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Author
Chuck Tingle
Author · 146 books
Chuck Tingle is a mysterious force of energy behind sunglasses and a pink mask. He is also an anonymous author of romance, horror, and fantasy. Chuck was born in Home of Truth, Utah, and now splits time between Billings, Montana and Los Angeles, California. Chuck writes to prove love is real, because love is the most important tool we have when resisting the endless cosmic void. Not everything people say about Chuck is true, but the important parts are. Email: ChuckTheTingler@gmail.com
