
My Macaroni And Cheese Is A Lesbian Also She Is My Lawyer
By Chuck Tingle
2020
First Published
3.22
Average Rating
37
Number of Pages
Mona is on trial, and she’s absolutely terrified. After saying that chocolate milk is “better than sick water”, she’s being sued by water itself for a billion dollars. Fortunately, this food and beverage based case is the perfect fit for her sentient macaroni and cheese lawyer Hemma. After showing off her skills on their first day in the courtroom, Mona and this living pasta dish go out to celebrate, and thinks quickly turn hot and heavy. Now the two of them are back at the office in the throughs of lesbian living food action, but will their hardcore encounter set in motion the death of their very own court case? This erotic tale is 4,300 words of sizzling human on sentient mac and cheese action and living lesbian meal love.
Avg Rating
3.22
Number of Ratings
91
5 STARS
21%
4 STARS
22%
3 STARS
27%
2 STARS
18%
1 STARS
12%
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Chuck Tingle
Author · 146 books
Chuck Tingle is a mysterious force of energy behind sunglasses and a pink mask. He is also an anonymous author of romance, horror, and fantasy. Chuck was born in Home of Truth, Utah, and now splits time between Billings, Montana and Los Angeles, California. Chuck writes to prove love is real, because love is the most important tool we have when resisting the endless cosmic void. Not everything people say about Chuck is true, but the important parts are. Email: ChuckTheTingler@gmail.com