Ask not for whom the wedding bells toll. Young enchanter and man-about-town Bonzo Tamerlane knows all too well that aunts are the source of most of the world's misery. And now, his Aunt Hildred, who traffics in forbidden spells and summons horrors from the Deepest Nether, has perpetrated the most dreadful crisis imaginable. She has arranged his engagement to Jaglacynth, Queen of the Goblins. There seems little chance of escape from this predicament...unless, of course, the large, hairy monster Bonzo has recently employed as both his magical familiar and his valet can be of assistance. But will even Beasley's truly magnificent brain be equal to the task of rescuing Bonzo from the altar at the eleventh hour? My Man Beasley is a short story featuring the characters of the popular Beaumont and Beasley series from best-selling author Kyle Robert Shultz. It is available from the author's Patreon page.