Sawdust and evergreen. That’s what the carpenter my dad hired smells like. Men are like a whole other alien species to me. I can observe them, make what I think are reasonable deductions about their behavior, but the interacting part never seems to go the way I think it will. The carpenter is certainly no exception to that rule. But, let’s face it, I’m the nerdiest nerd in Nerdville. And he’s the broest bro in Alphatown. I don’t have anything to offer a guy like that. Do I? *Dear Reader, You know I wouldn’t steer you wrong, right? If your Trope Bucket List includes: opposites attract, older man, first time, m/m, insta-everything, broody alpha, nerdy nerd, and romantic comedy then this book is for you!