*WARNING* THIS IS A SHORT STORY PREVIOUSLY PUBLISHED IN SAVED BETWEEN THE SHEETS I save lives. Obviously. I'm the Badass Extraordinaire. Purple Goddess. Purple Badass Extraordinaire (and yes, I'm working with the state on changing my hero name). The Fierce Four are the most dangerous criminals to have ever lived. With the powers of strength, ice, heat, and mind manipulation, they're a force to be reckoned with. As the Purple Goddess Badass Extraordinaire (still hate the name), it is my job to stop them. But why do super villains have to be so freaking sexy? This is a SHORT comedic reverse harem story with a main character who has no idea what she's doing and four bad men she's determined to capture. This does contain MM themes. And curse words. And a horrible excuse for a hero as the main character.