When Ken starts his day late for a very important presentation at work, he has no idea how much this small mistake will change the rest of his life. Soon enough, the handsome man is having several platonic encounters with a Unicorn Butt Cop, his bigfoot boss, and a shirtless dinosaur librarian. Eventually, Ken finds himself on a dinner date with the muscular dinosaur, feasting on a home cooked meal as the two enjoy each other’s presence. But is their connection simply friendship? Or something romantic? One thing’s for sure, it’s definitely not sexual; and that’s okay! This important tale is 4,100 words of blossoming friendship and possible non-sexual romance between buds, including learning about each other, sharing a home cooked meal, and a powerful love that is just as important with our without sex.