A Scroog McF*ck Short Story Maya considers herself a lucky kid. She has an awesome mom, a great godmother, and of course, Ben. School girls are quick to remind her that he’s not her dad, though. When she gets in trouble and the headmaster demands to see her parents, she calls Ben, guessing he’d tell her off less than her mother would. She certainly didn’t expect to get a hot dog, a walk in the park, and a proposal out of it! Off the Naughty List is a Scrooge follow up short story.