Big brother. Detective. The okay-est professional wrestler. This is the life of Max, who only has eyes for the aloof and mysterious Valerie, friend of his younger sister and consultant to the police. When Valerie's life is threatened, Max is the first in line to take on the role of bodyguard. Will he be able to convince the lovely psychic that he's more than the lumbering cop who likes to dress in spandex on weekends? Strange phone calls have been plaguing Valerie at her business for a while now, but she thinks nothing of it until the night she receives a verbal threat against her life. Now her entire existence is being turned upside by a police investigation and a full time bodyguard, who happens to be her friend's older brother. His bull-in-a-china-shop ways might not be the best fit for her lifestyle, but damn, he looks sexy as hell in a pirate shirt at kid parties.