Touch screens, GPS, artificial hearts. The 21st century has birthed some amazing inventions. And yet, dating has somehow become more complicated than ever before. I have a decent life: a job I love, a new house in a great city, and a best friend who is always there for me. Now, I have two priorities left to tackle.

1. Find someone to date.
2. Confront the annoying neighbor I can’t seem to pin down. With all the twenty-first century has to offer, how hard can those things possibly be?