An erotic short-story written in the Paarfi style from the Khaarven Romaances. The author's explanation: "I want to make it clear that this is NOT MY FAULT. My friend @Jenphalian held a gun to my head and MADE me do this. AGAINST MY WILL. Anyway, there’s a new, um, thing on my homepage, available for free download. Any complaints should be addressed to her."