'He’d slip out after the fourth course, do a quick dismemberment, and hopefully make it back in time for the fifth...' Having barely escaped the clutches of an evil princess and her occasionally hot zombie minions, Percy Ashdown and Joe Bruno have earned some downtime in Palermo, Sicily. Add a five-star hotel, two sex-starved lovers, a very sturdy grand piano, and it’s a surefire recipe for a deliciously spicy vacation. Unfortunately, all good things come at a cost. Running low on cash but determined to give Joe the champagne-laden holiday of his dreams, Percy does the secretly sells his nefarious skills to the criminal underworld, and takes a high paying, high risk, highly illegal job. Assuming Joe never, never, never, ever discovers what he’s up to, it shouldn’t be a problem. But when Percy’s intimidatingly sexy ex turns up to lend a covert hand with his wicked task, Joe’s jealousy gets the better of him, and Percy finds himself under closer scrutiny than ever before. As a high-stakes game of cat and mouse ensues, will Percy’s extravagant distractions and charm be enough to put Joe off the scent? Or will Joe finally discover exactly how Percy makes a living? And if he does, will he ever be able to look at Percy the same way again? Percy and Joe in A Sicilian Romance is the balls-out, spice-laden, comically murderous MM romantic-action novelette that’s been missing from your bedside table.