Percy Ashdown and Joe Bruno have one simple drive hard through the night to make the morning ferry in Tunis, Tunisia. While smuggling a teenage fugitive. On the run from a powerful villainess. With a dangerous supernatural relic that could spell destruction for them all should it fall into the wrong hands. Maybe not that simple after all, but with Percy at the wheel, intent on impressing Joe, nothing is going to stand in their way, on pain of a swift and brutal death. Fast car? Check. Deadly weapons? Check. Ghastly relentless supernatural entity that understands only the urge to kill? Unfortunately, also check. Buckle up, swallow down your travel meds, and take a deep breath, because it’s going to be a very bumpy ride. Percy and Joe Kidnap the Girl is the horrifyingly humorous, ridiculously romantic, break-neck speed MM action-adventure-romance you never knew you needed.